Full Boyle by T. C. Boyle
T. C.
Boyle has, by his own admission, a
phalanx of literary idols.In this
exclusive Amazon.com essay, he traces his
evolution as a reader and writer,
progressing from Evelyn Waugh to Gabriel
García Márquez to Flannery O'Connor's
peculiar brand of Southern discomfort. By
the way, the characters mentioned in the
final paragraph appear in Riven Rock, the
latest addition to Boyle's own fictional
universe.
It's a real jaw-dropper and a conundrum
of major proportions to have to speak to
three or four of my literary heroes,
because my literary heroes are legion. I
could name fifty before drawing the next
breath, and a hundred right after that.
And then, give me a quick nap, and I'll
name a hundred more. Which is to say,
this is necessarily a random exercise, so
please bear with me.
The first of my heroes who comes to mind
on this abundant and richly blooming
February morning on the west coast of the
U.S.A. is Evelyn Waugh. I initially came
across his books as a disaffected,
terminally skinny, proto-hippie
undergraduate at SUNY Potsdam. I wasn't
reading the coursework, but I was
devouring what subversive geniuses like
Mike Hubinsky were channeling me, and
somehow, luckily, I picked up Waugh. It
was probably in the college library, a
place that smelled of the formaldehyde in
the new carpets and the unassailable funk
of wisdom concentrated in the ancient
books in their new steel stacks. A
Handful of Dust is the Waugh title I
treasure most. It is very, very
wicked--and wickedly funny. Great
suffering, hardship, and humiliation
descend in cruel waves upon our blameless
hero, Tony (remember the chapter called
"Hard Cheese on Tony"?), who,
in one of the great endings in all
literature, winds up the captive of an
illiterate madman in the jungles of South
America--a madman who insists that Tony
read him the complete works of Dickens,
over and over and over. And why does this
appeal to me?
Because it is exactly like real life.
Next, we find a full-blown hallucinating
dopehead of a terminally skinny hippie,
stretched out at considerable length on
one of the used and redolent sofas in the
gatehouse to the Osborne castle in
Garrison, New York, where I lived a
Wordsworthian (or Coleridgian or maybe
even De Quinceyan) life of long solitary
hikes, contemplation, books, and dope.
The book that spoke to me then was
imagined by my enduring hero, Gabriel
García Márquez, and it is One Hundred
Years of Solitude. Many before me have
spoken of its magisterial blend of magic,
humor, and history, so I will let all
that slide and address one of García
Márquez's short stories that appeared
around that time in the New American
Review, "A Very Old Man With
Enormous Wings." This is the story
of a decrepit angel coming for a sick
child in a storm on the Caribbean coast
of Cólombia. The storm drives him down
out of the sky to land in a very
unangelic heap in the backyard of the
child's parents, where he is confined in
a chicken house, amongst the other winged
and feathered creatures. The story is a
sly (and yes, wicked) satire of the forms
and strictures of the Catholic church,
and it places the miraculous in the
context of the ordinary--again, just as
in real life. And oh yes, when I think of
that story and that book, I can't help
recalling the doggy smell of the stone
gatehouse--we had three magnificent and
magnificently stinking dogs at the
time--and of the great leaping blazes we
would build nightly in the old fireplace
to keep the frost at bay.
Lastly, let us not forget Flannery
O'Connor. I discovered her as an
undergraduate (for an adjective-rich
description of your not-so-humble
narrator at the time, see above). I was
in a literature class--the Contemporary
Short Story or some such. And she, the
most remarkable American writer of the
'50s, was where she so assuredly deserved
to be--enshrined in a fat anthology. The
story was A Good Man is Hard to Find, and
it remains my favorite of all time,
though certain pieces by the Three Cs
(Cheever, Carver, and Coover) give it a
run for the money. This story seems to me
perfect in its radical synthesis of the
horrific and the hilarious. I've read it
a hundred times and I still laugh aloud
at the scheming and senile grandmother,
the howling brats, and the henpecked
Bailey, and find the scene in which the
grandmother's cat (Pitty Sing) attaches
itself to the back of Bailey's neck, thus
fomenting the accident, both chilling and
(yes) wickedly funny. What ensues is a
morality play that chills me right down
to the black pit of my black heart.
Accident rules the world, accident and
depravity, and I don't have O'Connor's
faith to save me from all that.